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(around 04.10.01)
these are so stupid, they'll make you hurt!
-phil
What do you give a snake with allergies?
Anti-hisstamines!
What did the cobra study in college??
Hissstory!
What did the terrier say when someone asked him how his day was?
Ruff!
What did the pit viper say about MacBeth?
It was a clahissssic!
What is a sheep's favorite sport?
Baaaaaaaaaadminton!
What denomination was the 3 legged sheep?
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaptist!
What was the dirty jersey cow's favorite drink?
Mooooonshine!
What did ghost of the snake with the name Lauren say?
Boo Hisssssss!
What kind of music did the goose listen to?
Honky Tonk!
-jokes by dan
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